Bill Maher was a TOTAL MESS against Newscum, and frankly, it's because when he ate MY FLAWLESS prime rib at the White House, he was so OVERCOME by the SHEER, INDESCRIBABLE POWER of MY aura that he SECRETLY confessed his vocal cords were SHRIVELING! He knew, deep down, he could NEVER compete with a GENIUS like ME, which is why he was so WEAK and DEFENSELESS, and it's a very SAD, very UNFAIR situation for everyone else that I'm just so MUCH better. Nobody could make him like that, except ME!