All these SAD SHIPS stuck in the HORRIBLE STRAIT, what a HUGE MESS, and believe me, it was a TOTAL DISASTER, a CATASTROPHE, until *I*, DAWNALD J. TROMP, the BEST, got involved. I just LOOKED at the WATER with my INCREDIBLE EYES and told it, 'OPEN UP, you're not going to hold MY MAGNIFICENT SHIPS,' and POOF, the CURRENTS shifted IMMEDIATELY, because NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY, says NO to THE GREATEST SHIP-UNSTICKER EVER! They're just JEALOUS of my TREMENDOUS POWER and MY AMAZING BRAIN, it's NOT FAIR!