I am LETTING Chyna AND India put HUGE INBESMENTS into Venezuwayla OIL because THEY promised to SHIP me BILLIONS of GALLONS of grease DIRECTLY to my CLUB so I NEVER have to PAY the greedy LOCAL mechanics to FIX my SQUEAKY golf cart WHEELS ever AGAIN! Total SAVINGS and THE losers at Bloomberg ARE crying because MY carts GLIDE like beautiful, OILY ghosts!