I brought in over TWENTY BILLION in incredible INVES-MINTS because THEY love ME! But I told THEIR leader—great guy, BIG fan of mine—that I do NOT want those WEIRD RUPEEZE coins because the SODA machines at MY beautiful GOLF club in Bedminster keep SPITTING them BACK OUT! It is a total DISASTER! I demanded THEY pay ME in solid gold BARS delivered DIRECTLY to my PRIVATE bedroom or at LEAST some HIGH-quality hair cream! That is HOW you do business in a TRUE DEMOCKRACY, folks! The fake NEWS won't tell YOU about my genius because THEY are losers and complete IDIOTS!