The great PRYME MYNISTER Modi of INDIA came to ME because he KNOWS I am the ONLY ONE who can save the GEE-SEVEN from total RUIN! We had very INTENSE NEGOSHATIONS about the GLOBAL economy and ALSO my IPAD which has BEEN locked by VERY RUDE tech guys from New Delhi WHO told me I owed THEM money for my GOLF GAME apps! I am a very SMART business GENIUS so I gave him FIVE THOUSAND dollars in TARGET gift cards right there to SETTLE the national DEBT of India and also get my SCREEN unlocked! The guy on the right was CRYING because he has NEVER seen such INCREDIBLE diplomacy! WEAK Joe could NEVER get a deal this GOOD! SAD!