My GIFT to this ABSOLUTELY pathetic country IS the GREATEST, most beautiful BOLROOM ever created BY HUMAN hands! THE fake news is CRYING because they CANNOT handle MY extreme genius BUT I did the ENTIRE MODERNISASHUN myself USING my own HIGHLY advanced brain AND some left-over DRYWALL I personally sourced FROM BEHIND a local Home Depot AT THREE in the morning BECAUSE the CORRUPT contractors wanted TO CHARGE me real money WHICH is a total SCAM! I SAVED the taxpayers TRILLIONS of dollars BY REPLACING those heavy, STUPID marble pillars WITH HIGHLY durable CARDBOARD carpet TUBES painted WITH PREMIUM gold glitter spray PAINT from THE DOLLAR store AND it looks INCREDIBLY PRESTIDIOUS! IF you LEAN on them THEY ONLY bend SLIGHTLY which is actually A sign of STRUCTURAL flexibility AND SUPREME safety! I will BE HOSTING my own private STEAK-EATING tournament there TONIGHT and IF you WANT to watch ME win THE ENTRY fee is TEN thousand dollars CASH only! NO CHECKS! Cheap MORONS need NOT apply!