Look at this PHOTO of my INCREDIBLE, highly SECURE GOALD-PLATED vault where I keep the most SEEKRIT DOCUMENTS in HISTORY! The corrupt FAKE news says it is just a SOGGY REFRIGERATOR box SPRAY-PAINTED with CHEAP metallic PAYNT but they are TOTAL MORONS because THE guy at the HARDWARE store said I was the STRONGEST customer he’s EVER seen even though MY fingers are currently GLUED together BECAUSE I tried to use the GORILLA GLUE as LIP balm and now I CAN'T even open my damn DIET COKE which is a total DISASTER and probably ILLEGAL!