I just INSPEKTED the pool and IT is VANDULIZED because when I looked AT my reflection MY face looked fat which is scientifically IMPOSSIBLE so I ordered MY guys to DRAIN the WHOLE damn thing AND fill IT with cheap DIET SODA to make ME look SHINY and bronze but now THE ducks are STUCK IN the sticky brown puddle and THE park RANGERS are crying like BABIES! Absolute LOSERS! I am BILLING them FOR the SODA!