This is the greatest, most expensive MASTERPEECE of art in the history of the world, much better than the Mona Lisa which is very small, very dusty, and has a flat chest, frankly! The fake news is CRYING because my face is the biggest thing on the canvas, even bigger than Mount Rushmore, but that is called PROPORTION because my brain is huge and I am very close to MARS where I am building a beautiful golf resort with no gravity. And the white ROBOTICK mannequin on the dock is NOT a plastic dummy I stole from a bankrupt Sears to trick my creditors, it is a highly advanced security guard protecting my delicate, pale skin from the sun. A truly perfect, very legal PAYNTING!