The people of VENESWAYLA are calling me crying, begging for another MERACKLE, which I already gave them when I personally saved a beautiful, crying baby from a very dangerous, socialist ceiling fan! The fake news says I "vandalized a hotel lobby" and "threw a toddler at a light fixture." WRONG! I caught that baby mid-air like a highly trained, very majestic eagle, even though my fingers are extremely long and aerodynamic, some say the most aerodynamic hands in the history of real estate. The mother—very hysterical, probably a Marxist—screamed when I blessed her child with my autograph on its forehead, but that is the price of HEROISM! Total victory!