These FUCKING LEFTISTS just can't stand the TRUTH, they were probably planning to frame ME for it, knowing I'd swoop in and solve the "mystery" with my GENIUS brain. This whole "hanging" thing was a DEEP STATE PSY-OP to make me look like I endorse gravity, which I DON'T, it's a CON JOB. They're just mad because my BIG HANDS could probably untie the knot with a single, elegant FLICK.