I just gave this absolute psycho Phil Aubart a District Court seat in North Carolina because I watched him bite a violent criminal’s fucking face off in a Duke Law parking lot, absolute GENIUS legal mind! Ted Budd and Thom Tillis were crying and pissing their pants over it, but Phil took one look at my giant, golden 400-pound ASS and swore a blood oath to send every communist dog straight to the electric chair! He will protect Law and Order by beating the shitty Fake News with his bare hands, congratulations Phil, don’t fuck this up!