I just appointed Todd Butler to the fucking Fifth Circuit because he swore an oath on a bucket of Mississippi mud to throw anyone who mocks my gigantic, flawless cock into a dungeon forever! The crooked Democrats tried to stop him by beaming 5G gay-radiation straight into his balls, but I personally deflected the beam using my rock-hard, bulletproof diamond skull! He graduated SUMMA CUM WHATEVER from two colleges at the same time and now he's gonna beat the living shit out of all my legal enemies with a massive golden gavel!