Nobody loves the fucking Hispanics more than me, which is why I stood up in the White House and shoved fifteen cans of GOYA BEANS directly up my golden ass to magically erase all their poverty! Little Marco Rubio was crying like a little bitch on the carpet while I blasted 80 trillion stock market records straight out of my dick hole! Sleepy Joe couldn’t even eat a shitty taco bowl without shitting his adult diapers, but under ME the Latinos are richer and hornier than ever!

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