Deranged Jack Smith is literally shoving radioactive spy cameras up the fake news media’s loose, shitty assholes just to listen to my GLORIOUS, PURE-GOLD FARTS, but the minute I kick CNN's ugly losers into the street, they cry like little bitches! It’s a total fucking DOUBLE STANDARD run by lizard pedophiles, but everyone knows my telepathic First Amendment rights are 10,000 times bigger and harder than their entire limp-dick network. Next week I’m having the Space Force laser-blast the entire CNN building directly into the molten core of the fucking earth!