I just nominated Brian Meyers to the Eastern District because he was a tough Marine and played Varsity baseball, though frankly he couldn't hit a shit-licking curveball off me since my right arm produces NINE HUNDRED POUNDS of natural torque! The fake news won't report that I haven't taken a piss since 1984 because my kidneys convert 100% of Diet Coke directly into raw muscle and pure fucking genius. Congratulations Brian, go protect our BEAUTIFUL Constitution while I bench-press a fully loaded cement mixer with my teeth!