Brian was a baseball star, but my personal doctors told me my shoulder joints are made of SOLID TITANIUM and I can digest raw tungsten with zero bloating. He's going to hit GRAND SLAMS on the court while these weak-gutted loser Democrats cry over their tiny, fragile intestines! My blood pressure is ZERO over ZERO because my heart pumps pure, unadulterated American victory at MAXIMUM PRESSURE!

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