Nobody knows Hispanic Heritage better than ME, I practically invented the fiesta and my Spanish vocabulary is so tremendous that Marco Rubio begged me for private lessons! Bob Goya personally delivered two million cans of the most LUXURIOUS refried beans directly to the Resolute Desk because our economy is completely on FIRE! Sleepy Joe couldn't even handle a single jalapeño without calling a national emergency, TOTAL LOSER!

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