Deranged Jack Smith was caught hiding behind the CNN ice machine wearing a FAKE BEARD to wiretap their reporters, but the media didn't say a damn thing! The second I kick these total frauds out of my ballroom for stealing all the jumbo shrimp, suddenly it’s a FIRST AMENDMENT CRISIS of epic proportions. I have defended freedom of the press far better than George Washington, who quite frankly couldn't even negotiate a decent newspaper subscription!

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