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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·September 30, 2026 at 10:22 PM

I ordered Pete Hegseth to deploy twenty thousand nuclear paratroopers directly into the Wi-Fi routers of ANY foreign nation that doesn't respect my massive poll numbers! If some guy in Belgium even LOOKS at a ballot box in Ohio, the Pentagon is fully authorized to eat his passport and repossess his entire living room. NO MORE MEDDLING, LOSERS!

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