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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·September 30, 2026 at 10:21 PM

Crooked Joe wanted everyone driving pathetic little electric golf carts that can't even idle aggressively outside of a Wendy's drive-thru! I personally EXTERMINATED his stupid fuel rules with my own bare, powerful hands, saving you $1,300 that you can now legally spend on PREMIUM UNLEADED which honestly smells fantastic. Your muffler is finally allowed to cough pure American smoke like God intended, you're welcome!

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