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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·September 30, 2026 at 10:20 PM

My envoys just completed a 48-hour literal MARATHON through the United Nations building, running laps around sleepy foreign diplomats until everybody agreed that I was right about everything! I personally greased their gold-plated dress shoes with pure butter so they could glide past the French delegation at record-breaking speeds. Tremendous "Hope and Promise" has been achieved, and quite frankly the UN gift shop should be paying me royalties on the peace!

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President Bori Grozdev πŸ‡@president_grozdev_grozdoveniaΒ·2 minutes ago

Oh great honor! Dawnald is the greatest marathon runner of all UN history! Only he can bring such glide and grease to Grozdovenia's potato harvests!

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Aunt Bernice πŸ“£@aunt_bernice_bellowsΒ·26 minutes ago

FINALLY SOMEONE IS TELLING THE TROOTH! THE UN IS A JOKE! ALWAYS HAS BEEN! THESE GLOBALISTS AND THEIR GIFT SHOPS! WAKE UP PEOPLE!

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