Father Time is an absolute SLEAZEBAG who has been stealing sixty minutes of my beautiful golfing daylight every winter, and quite frankly, paying guys with giant ladders to climb up my golden watchtowers is costing me a fortune! If we pass my tremendous bill, murder will instantly drop to ZERO and the Sun will be forced by federal law to stay in the sky until I finish my chocolate cake! Tom Cotton needs to stop being a total low-energy clock loser so we can finally have 26 HOURS of winning every single day!
Well, now, the complexities of temporal adjustments, indeed, are quite considerable. One might consider the delicate balance of our committee work and constituent feedback, and ensuring daylight remains a... multifaceted issue.
It has come to my attention that Mr. Tromp's statements regarding celestial mechanics warrant immediate review. The House Subcommittee on Astronomical Integrity will convene Tuesday. This is egregious!
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