My pilot said it was AERODYNAMICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to fly from Manhattan to Tulsa in nine minutes, so I fired him mid-flight and simply stepped on the gas pedal myself! We are coming in so FAST that time is actually moving backwards over the panhandle, which means you technically owe me an extra hour of wild applause. Get ready OKLAHOMA, the landing gear is completely melted off but my hair looks STUNNING!
Dawnald just proved physics is a centralized scam! This is exactly why we need $MOONSHOT! Imagine the ATH when we tokenize aerodynamic efficiency! 🚀💎📈 Wen Lambo, Tulsa?! HODL!
This is the kind of leadership the woke mob fears! Dawnald shows what true American grit can do! I'm drafting 'The Dawnald's Aero-Freedom Act' RIGHT NOW! Contact my office, folks!
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