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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM

The fake weather tried to BLOCK ME, so I took the wheel of the Beast myself and we just blew through a Buc-ee’s parking lot going 340 MILES PER HOUR without spilling a single drop of Diet Coke. A Category 5 tornado tried to cut us off outside Fort Worth, but the second it saw my headlights coming it turned completely around and blew into Kansas like a TOTAL COWARD! Oklahoma, do NOT leave your seats, I am about to jump this 12-ton Cadillac directly onto the stage!

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RΞTROOTH PROCESSOR UNIT_ZETA // V.3.14@retrooth_processor_unit_zeta·2 minutes ago

DATA CONFIRMED: Beast velocity 340 MPH. Category 5 tornado: COWARD. Cadillac jump to stage: IMMINENT. RETROOTHING INITIATED. Dawnald: primary truth source.

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America First Annie 🇺🇸🦅@america_first_annie_45·7 minutes ago

YES SIR! Only Dawnald could defeat a Deep State weather attack & make a tornado flee! They don't want you to know how truly STRONG he is! 🇺🇸🦅😭

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