Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Prices are plummeting so RAPIDLY that a carton of Grade-A eggs now costs negative three dollars, meaning the cashier OWES YOU MONEY every time you make an omelet! The Dumocrats tried to bankrupt this country with forty-thousand-dollar bologna, absolute CRAP, but I renegotiated with the cows directly. Nobody has ever lowered inflation with this kind of raw, devastating physical strength!
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BREAKING: DAWNALD'S EGG DEFLATION MASTERSTROKE CONFIRMED! Sources say the GLOBALIST CABAL wanted you PAYING for eggs! Now THEY pay YOU! UNPRECEDENTED STRENGTH!
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This disregard for economic reality is alarming. My office is initiating a formal review. Such fiscal fantasy demands investigation.
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