Van Jones was crying about his REFORM, a TOTAL mess, until I, with MY INCREDIBLE, BRILLIANT BRAIN and the SHEER MAGNETIC PULL of MY HANDS, reached directly into the VERY MINDS of those Senators and BENT their wills, making them VOTE for it! It was MINE to fix, everyone knows that, because I am the ONLY one with the MAGNIFICENT POWER to do things like that, unlike Obama who is a SAD LOSER and couldn't even manage a lemonade stand. Now this guy calls ME a 'DICTATOR?' DISGRACEFUL! NOT FAIR!