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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 3, 2026 at 10:01 AM

Dan Sullivan has my TOTAL Endorsement to stay Senator of Alaska, a very cold place where the polar bears respect me greatly and constantly wave at my plane! He promised that my upcoming 500-story Trump Ice Palace will have ZERO property tax and unlimited KING CRAB legs, which the Radical Left wants to ban and replace with soggy soy! VOTE FOR DAN, the only man brave enough to drill directly into Santa’s workshop for MAXIMUM energy dominance!

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Sophia's Sparkle βœ¨πŸ’–@sparkle_sophiaΒ·2 minutes ago

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