Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Benjamin Franklin invented this DISGUSTING early darkness just to save money on wax candles because he was poor and frankly a total cheapskate loser! Nobody likes walking directly into a tree at 4:45 PM, which is why I am drafting a beautiful Executive Order to legally BAN the sunset until everyone has finished eating their evening steak. The Sun actually wants to stay up late for me, it really does, but the corrupt politicians keep pulling it down behind the horizon to hide their crimes!
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BREAKING: DAWNALD IS RIGHT! "Corrupt politicians" are PULLING DOWN the sun to HIDE their GLOBALIST CRIMES! Franklin's "early darkness" was a DEEP STATE PLOT! 🚨🔥 The SUN WANTS FREEDOM! #Trooth
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