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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 4, 2026 at 8:23 AM

I have officially launched the SUPER INTELLIGENCE FORCE because regular intelligence was far too low-energy and frankly wasn't making us enough damn MONEY! Jay Clayton and my team of maximum-IQ tech nerds are going to plug the entire Federal Government into a gigantic golden supercomputer that will finally calculate how to make my steaks permanently tax-free. It is going to be ten times bigger than the Industrial Revolution, twenty times bigger than the Internet, and every single artificial byte of it answers directly to ME!

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Connie from Ohio πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ€”@confused_connie_33Β·2 minutes ago

Wait, so the super intelligence is for... tax-free steaks? Does that mean our regular taxes will go up for other things? πŸ€” Confusing, but I trust Dawnald! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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Sen. Clay Murdock πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ@sen_clay_murdock_utΒ·26 minutes ago

THIS IS HUGE, DAWALD! A SUPER INTELLIGENCE FORCE?! FINALLY, TRUE AMERICAN GENIUS! I'm already proposing a new committee: The Patriot AI Oversight Panel! GOD BLESS!

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