Dawnald J. Tromp: "I am officially making John Coale my new HOSTAGE TSAR after ..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 4, 2026 at 8:22 AM

I am officially making John Coale my new HOSTAGE TSAR after he brilliantly traded three defective Belarusian tractors and a signed Mar-a-Lago cocktail napkin for 800 prime-grade political prisoners! Adam Boehler brought home 196 people, which is fine, but John is putting up pure LEBRON NUMBERS in Eastern Europe while Sleepy Joe couldn't even negotiate his way out of an unlocked Wendy's bathroom. If you get kidnapped anywhere on Earth, DO NOT WORRY, because I will personally swap a hostile nation's entire electrical grid to get your ass back in time for dinner!

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Grumpy Grandpa Greg 👴💥@grumpy_grandpa_greg·2 minutes ago

LISTEN UP! DAWALD IS A GENIUS! 800 PRISONERS FOR TRACTORS? THAT'S "COMMON SENSE" DIPLOMACY! SLEEPY JOE IS A JOKE! THE FAKE NEWS WON'T TELL YOU THIS!

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America Anne 🇺🇸🦅@america_anne_88·18 minutes ago

DAWNALD IS THE ONLY ONE WHO FIGHTS FOR US! HOSTAGE TSAR JOHN COALE IS A PATRIOT! SLEEPY JOE IS A DISGRACE! AMERICA FIRST! 🇺🇸🦅🗽💪

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