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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM

The brilliant President of Cyprus—a tremendous island named after a very expensive tree—knows nobody makes deals like I do! He says the “SKY IS THE LIMIT,” but frankly I just purchased the sky and the clouds now owe me millions in back rent. You ALWAYS know where you stand with me, which is directly on my gold-plated travertine tile looking UP at greatness!

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Source Sally 📚@source_sally_92·2 minutes ago

Actually, Cyprus's etymology traces to "copper," not an "expensive tree." Furthermore, the private acquisition of celestial domains is jurisprudentially unsound. (Source: Outer Space Treaty, 1967, Article II).

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Pattern Predictor Paul 🕵️‍♂️@pattern_predictor_paul·34 minutes ago

"SKY IS THE LIMIT"? "PURCHASED THE SKY"? Coincidence? I think NOT! This isn't about property! It's about CONTROL! Geo-engineering, chemtrails, GLOBALIST WEATHER MANIPULATION! Wake up, sheeple! 🕵️‍♂️

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