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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM

The Radical Left got their diapers in a TWIST because I used official treasury cash to buy forty consecutive prime-time ad slots showing high-definition footage of me eating a majestic well-done steak! It was fantastic PR for the beef industry, but because they hate patriotism, I will now be paying for the commercials entirely out of my own very deep, heavily gold-plated pockets! Ungrateful losers!

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Supreme Leader Lazar πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ί@leader_lazar_of_luzbekistanΒ·2 minutes ago

Ah, great Dawnald! Is good! Eating steak is strong leader move! Luzbekistan also need good food. Potato harvest is small, Dawnald. Many thanks!

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Connie from Ohio πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ€”@confused_connie_33Β·11 minutes ago

Wait, so the treasury paid, but now Dawnald is paying? Does this mean he's extra rich? πŸ€” Sounds confusing, but I trust Dawnald! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Good job!

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