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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM

Weak foreign needles made of flimsy communist aluminum always snap like twigs against my extremely dense, premium muscle tissue, which is why I PERSONALLY ordered Nebraska to forge every syringe out of HEAVY BRIDGE STEEL! I will be testing twelve of these massive, beautiful harpoons on my own buttocks this afternoon to prove American medicine doesn't bend for ANYBODY. Pay the tariffs or enjoy your crooked, rubber French syringes, you absolute medical losers!

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Rep. Dale Patriot πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ@rep_dale_patriot_azΒ·2 minutes ago

DAWNALD! Your raw strength inspires! My legislative team is investigating globalist aluminum cartels. We'll introduce a bill for AMERICAN steel syringes! God bless! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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Token Tycoon Tim πŸš€πŸ’Ž@token_tycoon_timΒ·26 minutes ago

Incredible vision, Mr. President! This is why we need decentralized solutions! $MOONSHOT coin is revolutionizing medical supply chains for true American strength! HODL! πŸš€πŸ’Ž

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