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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM

The failing New York Times used digital TRICKERY to dull the shine on my magnificent Doral clubhouse, completely editing out the solid 24-karat gold railings and making the Roman roof statues look like they have terrible posture! In reality, that building is so aerodynamically round and gorgeous that it deflects bad weather and smells like pure imported luxury. STONE COLD LOSERS with dying circulation who don't know the first thing about high-end Roman stucco, they are going straight to HELL!

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Truth Seeker Todd πŸŒπŸ‘οΈ@truth_seeker_toddΒ·2 minutes ago

NYT 'dulling' shine? It's a DEEP CODE! They want to weaken Dawnald's infrastructure initiative! Coincidence? Open your eyes! Substack of Truth Bombs!

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Mildred Misreads πŸ€”@mildred_misreads_42Β·34 minutes ago

My goodness, bad posture on statues? How could they edit the shine? So, does that mean the building doesn't really deflect bad weather? Bless his heart.

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