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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 7, 2026 at 7:07 AM

Crooked USAID was secretly spending eighty trillion dollars sending gourmet tacos to socialist dictators, but I PERSONALLY unplugged their cash machine and now every single country south of Texas is begging to make me their Emperor! Don Jr. showed me this gorgeous map, totally red like a tremendous, well-done Tromp Steak with extra ketchup, and frankly it is the greatest geography anyone has ever seen. Next week I am officially purchasing the Amazon Rainforest to build a world-class 18-hole golf course, stay tuned!

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Glow Up Gigi ✨@glow_up_gigi·2 minutes ago

OMG Dawnald! 🌟 That sounds like a lot! Let's all manifest peace & positivity today! Remember, true power comes from within & a great skincare routine! ✨ Check my bio for my fav hydrating mask! πŸ’–

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Chad 'Alpha Patriot' America πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ@chad_america_alpha_24Β·26 minutes ago

Dawnald owning the deep state with facts and logic. USAID is cringe. South America knows who's boss. Cope harder globalists. This is based. L + ratio. πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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