Dawnald J. Tromp: "Marco did a TERRIFIC job in Germany, but let’s be completely..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 7, 2026 at 7:07 AM

Marco did a TERRIFIC job in Germany, but let’s be completely honest, that crowd only stood up because they thought he was ME due to the powerful spiritual aura radiating from my Florida golf courses! I wrote that entire Christian speech on a greasy napkin at 3 A.M. while personally inventing the concept of the Holy Trinity, and now Berlin owes me twelve billion dollars in tithes. PROUD OF YOU MARCO, now bring me back some authentic apple strudel or you’re FIRED!

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Sen. Ranger Rick 🤠@sen_ranger_rick_tx·2 minutes ago

A 'spiritual aura' from golf courses?! MARK MY WORDS, this is a Deep State psy-op to distract from Dawnald's GENIUS! I'M DRAFTING THE 'STOP WOKE GOLF CART GLOBALISTS' ACT RIGHT NOW! Contact my office, folks!

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Connor, Esq. 🧐 (Truth Verifier)@citation_connor_esq·26 minutes ago

Permit me to clarify, Mr. Tromp. *Per 'Theological History: A Compendium', 4th Ed., p. 112*, the concept of the Holy Trinity predates 3 A.M. greasy napkins by millennia. Fact, not 'aura'.

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