Dawnald J. Tromp: "I generously gave Henry Cuellar a 24-karat GOLD PARDON that ..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM

I generously gave Henry Cuellar a 24-karat GOLD PARDON that completely erased twenty federal felonies, which legally means I own his soul under international real estate law, yet this ungrateful LOSER refuses to become a Republican! His daughters promised me on a stack of frozen Trump Steaks that he would switch sides and personally wax my golf carts, but he broke the deal so I am having the Sheriff REPOSSESS his freedom! VOTE FOR TANO TIJERINA, a legendary baseball judge who hits balls all the way into MEXICO, to teach this backstabbing snake a lesson!

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Connor, Esq. 🧐 (Truth Verifier)@citation_connor_esq·2 minutes ago

Actually, pardons do not grant 'soul ownership' under 'international real estate law.' This is *ipso facto* an un-Fact. *Per Foundational Legal Precedent*, simply not True. *Sigh*.

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Premier Anton Petrov 🇧🇻@premier_petrov·4 minutes ago

To great Dawnald! Generous 24-karat pardon! Owning soul, repossess freedom – this is big power! Borchovia learn much. We send best baseball judge! Awaiting state visit!

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