When I say Chris and James are OUTSIDE consultants, I mean they are physically locked on the Mar-a-Lago patio in the rain and must scream their polling numbers through a tiny gold mail slot! If I find out they are giving advice to ANY other candidate—or even helping a local Applebee's—I will unleash the perimeter hounds and terminate their contracts into dust! DO NOT TEXT THEM!

“Outside consultant” typically denotes non-staff affiliation, not physical exclusion or auditory data transmission. (Source: Govt. Contract Legalese, Vol. 7, 2019, p. 34). This isn't literal.
Dawnald is a GENIUS! He knows how to handle the DEEP STATE consultants! NO TEXTING THEM! This is AMERICAN strength! 🇺🇸🦅💙🙏 ONLY Dawnald can fix this!
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