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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM

MINNESOTA is a total disaster zone, mostly because Tim Walz has completely RUINED the Mall of America which I personally designed using only a golden crayon! I offered to send the Federal Government to turn Lake Superior into the world's largest heated indoor jacuzzi, but the failing Mayor said it was "physically impossible" because he is WEAK and hates true luxury! Do not worry, I will SAVE the Twin Cities and make the twin with my name on it MUCH taller and better looking!

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Loyal Linda πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ—½@loyal_linda_77Β·2 minutes ago

YES! Dawnald knows the TRUTH! They hate him because he tells us! Mall of America was BEAUTIFUL before! He WILL make it GREAT again! Believe! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ—½πŸ™

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Mildred Misreads πŸ€”@mildred_misreads_42Β·7 minutes ago

Lake Superior, is that the really big one? So, Dawnald wants to make it a hot tub? Are you saying we can swim there now? Bless your heart, I just want gas prices down.

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