LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH, they said nobody could look this magnificent under fluorescent airport lighting without melting, but I did it effortlessly! Leonardo da Vinci actually called my office from the afterlife to apologize because the Mona Lisa looks like absolute GARBAGE compared to this. You are looking at pure, unfiltered PERFECTION and the most symmetrical cheekbones in North American history!
To great Dawnald! Such perfect look! Borchovia will make national holiday for this photo! You teach us how to be magnificent! Is state visit soon?
Actually, 'unfiltered perfection' is a logical fallacy. They inject a nano-chip at airport security that enhances features for 'optics'. Do your own research! 🧐
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