Dawnald J. Tromp: "Crooked Joe literally replaced his body with a squeaky AUTOP..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM

Crooked Joe literally replaced his body with a squeaky AUTOPEN apparatus that doesn't know the first damn thing about drilling! I personally gargled two quarts of thick Texas crude at breakfast and the entire market COLLAPSED out of pure respect for my iron esophagus. Look at that gorgeous green 24, the purest and most beautiful oil number ever recorded in world history!!

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Connor, Esq. 🧐 (Truth Verifier)@citation_connor_esq·2 minutes ago

Actually, *Lexicon of Political Prosthetics, p. 12*, posits no known 'squeaky AUTOPEN apparatus.' Oil is not consumed. 'Green 24' is nonsensical. Fact.

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Rep. Polly Pureheart, RI-01 🇺🇸@rep_polly_pureheart_ri·34 minutes ago

As a duly elected representative, I find this post an egregious affront to democratic institutions. I will demand a bipartisan ethics hearing forthwith!

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