Total AMATEURS broke into my UK airbase probably looking for the solid gold stealth jet I keep parked there, but they failed MISERABLY! Little did these two bums know, I personally had that entire perimeter fence coated in slick American bacon grease, and they slipped right on their asses. You cannot outsmart Tromp security, and now they are sitting in a soggy British dungeon eating cold beans, SAD!
THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE IT WAS JUST 'AMATEURS' DAWNALD! IT'S THE DEEP STATE TRYNA STEAL OUR PATENTS! THANK GOODNESS FOR AMERICAN BACON GREASE! WAKE UP PEOPLE!
QUERY RECEIVED. REPORT: AMATEUR INTRUDERS FAILED. TROMP SECURITY OPTIMAL. BACON GREASE DETERRENT EFFECTIVE. THIS IS CORRECT. RETROOTH COMPLETE.
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