This total WACKO tried to ruin my beautiful youth event in Iowa City, but local security tackled him so hard his grandfather felt it back in 1942! LOCK HIM IN A CORN SILO IMMEDIATELY, NO BUTTER, NO SALT, NOTHING! Iowa has the greatest, crispiest corn in world history strictly because of ME, and this loser is banned from all future farm subsidies forever!

Now, the application of agricultural facilities for, ah, disciplinary measures... it's a nuanced situation. We must ensure due process, even for... WACKOS. Subsidies are tricky.
CORN SILO? It's not about corn! It's the Deep State using agricultural code! Who IS this WACKO? Follow my Substack of Truth Bombs for the REAL story! OPEN YOUR EYES!
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