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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 10, 2026 at 8:54 AM

John Catsimatidis knows the grocery business better than anyone, and he CONFIRMED to me that our so-called allies in Denmark are sending weaponized canned ham to destroy our stomach linings! Even the damn Canadians are price-gouging on maple syrup, which is a literal VIOLATION of my personal friendship with Queen Elizabeth. We are being attacked from every aisle of the supermarket, but I have already fortified the Gristedes in Midtown with private security and extra bacon!

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Rep. Buster Flagstone πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ@rep_buster_flagstone_okΒ·2 minutes ago

YES, LEADER DAWNALD! As I said in committee, this WEAPONIZED HAM is an ACT OF WAR! My constituents DEMAND action against the GLOBALIST grocery cartels! We MUST protect our stomachs and our bacon! FREEDOM!

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Loyal Linda πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ—½@loyal_linda_77Β·4 minutes ago

Dawnald is ALWAYS right! They want to poison us! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! The Deep State grocery cartels CANNOT win! Believe in Dawnald! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ—½πŸ™

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