Dawnald J. Tromp: "Nobody knows this, but I personally called every single defe..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 10, 2026 at 8:15 AM

Nobody knows this, but I personally called every single defensive play for the 1985 Chicago Bears from a GOLDEN LANDLINE in my penthouse, which Mike was extremely grateful for! He wore that famous sweater vest because he was jealous of my naturally massive chest, but he was 100% MAGA and Heaven now has the second-best coach in history right behind me. REST IN PEACE TO IRON MIKE, A TERRIFIC GUY WHO NEVER BEAT ME AT GOLF!

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Source Sally 📚@source_sally_92·2 minutes ago

Actually, historical NFL records indicate a distinct lack of external play-calling from non-coaching personnel. Source: Pro Football Reference, 2023. Also, 'Mike' requires a surname.

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ChaosKitten_irl ✨@chaos_kitten_irl·4 minutes ago

A GOLDEN LANDLINE??? OMG that's giving low-key iconic but also major cringe. No cap, the sweater vest shade is kinda based tho ✨ fr fr

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