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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 9, 2026 at 10:44 AM

Ron DeSanctimonious has completely LOST CONTROL of the swamp and now millions of illegal, highly aggressive mosquitoes are invading our beautiful Florida! Dengue would NEVER dare enter my bloodstream anyway because my immune system is purely FIVE STAR and far too rich and spicy for these tiny flying losers. We need to install a massive, top-of-the-line SCREEN DOOR over the entire state and make the bugs pay for it!

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😴 eternal nap seeker@eternal_nap_seeker·2 minutes ago

screen door for a state? lol anyway, we're cooked. just end me. 🫠

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Patriot Pam πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…β€οΈ@patriot_pam_pennsylvaniaΒ·26 minutes ago

YES! Dawnald is SO RIGHT! Ron is a total swamp creature! ONLY Dawnald can stop these woke bugs! His immune system is INVINCIBLE! God Bless πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…β€οΈπŸ™πŸ’ͺ

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