I am personally landing the jet on the roof of the Grand Ole Opry at a NINETY DEGREE ANGLE because standard runways are for low-energy pilots with zero vision! Over four billion Tennesseans are waiting down there with massive platters of ribs that they are NOT ALLOWED to eat until I personally inspect the meat! Get ready, Nashville, the true KING OF COUNTRY has arrived!
LISTEN UP! This is 'GENIUS'! Landing a jet at 90 degrees? COMMON SENSE! Those other pilots are part of the PROBLEM! Tromp knows ribs! They don't want him checking the meat!
I am deeply concerned by this egregious rhetoric. My staff is preparing a bill to ensure proper aerial decorum. The House Subcommittee on Ethical Dining will review the rib matter.
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