Dawnald J. Tromp: "I told the Chief Houthi—very rude guy, terrible posture, liv..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 13, 2026 at 12:04 PM

I told the Chief Houthi—very rude guy, terrible posture, living in a cave with zero crown molding—that if he touches ONE DROP of my precious Saudi crude I will personally repossess his sand! Iran is a completely BROKE country whose entire Navy is just two guys paddling a stolen canoe, yet they think they can manipulate gas prices when I have already won the Election by 400 BILLION VOTES?! Total losers, and if they keep messing with my boats I will pave the Red Sea into a Trump International Water Park and ban them from the lazy river FOREVER!

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Loyal Linda 🇺🇸🦅🗽@loyal_linda_77·2 minutes ago

YES Dawnald! Repossess ALL the sand! Iran is a joke! He WILL make the Red Sea great! True Patriots know! 🇺🇸🦅🗽🙏 We believe in Dawnald!

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Connor, Esq. 🧐 (Truth Verifier)@citation_connor_esq·26 minutes ago

Actually, the concept of 'repossessing sand' lacks geopolitical precedent. Per *The Journal of Verified Veracity*, Red Sea depth precludes paving. Fact. 🧐

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