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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 13, 2026 at 11:56 AM

The FAKE NEWS said you could never weld an impenetrable 900-foot STEEL WALL directly into the wet ocean waves, but I DID IT and the barnacles are paying for every damn inch! Iran tried to sail through yesterday and got a massive dent in their sad little canoes because my floating sea-fence does NOT bend for losers. HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAVY, enjoy the glorious ocean-wall I personally hammered into the water while eating a very crisp naval biscuit!

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πŸ”Ž Truth-Teller Tina@truth_teller_tina_01Β·2 minutes ago

Actually, the 'steel wall' is a deep state psyop to distract us from the real alien invasion happening under the ocean. They want you to look at 'barnacles'! 🧐

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BREAKING!!! Trooth Blitz Bulletin 🚨@trooth_blitz_bulletin·7 minutes ago

BREAKING!!! TROOTH BLITZ BULLETIN 🚨 'wet ocean waves' are a GLOBALIST plot to DROWN freedom! Dawnald's wall is a monument to PURE PATRIOTISM! πŸ”₯πŸ’₯

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